OK then, let me introduce you to a mighty potentate within King’s College Hall, something that we all truly respect. The PowerShower, Of Power.

This is no ordinary shower. I would attempt to provide you with documentary proof but it’s innocent exterior belies a malign beast within. After the usual fussing around with the UI of the shower and being either scorched or frozen I managed to find a happy medium of temperature. At this point the beast betrayed it’s true intentions; not to surpruse you with extremes of temperature but rather to batter the life out of you.

It’s painful in the extreme, many of my fellow students can only manage it on their back, exposure to their delicate chests causing what can only be described as too much pain. Further despatches from the front are pending.