It is indisputably true that chicks dig scars. Well, they do if you got them in a sexycool way, otherwise they’ll just laugh. These are ways not to get a scar. One of them has happened to me.

• Running to class and tripping over.
• Walking into a glass door.
• Papercut.
• Lighting a match too close to your fingers
• Dropped shoe on foot.

These are not fight club scars, these are not heroic wounds. If you’re tempted to give these as an excuse or explanation I’d advise you to admit to $Embarrassing first.