Further to previous dispatches on Linus’ feud with the Dyson vaccum cleaner he seems to have worked out a new strategy. Combine his current favourite game of ‘Attack The Electrical Wire’ with another attempt to cripple the aformentioned StartleNoiseMachineOfDeath and you have, ‘try to see what’s hidden behind the plug’. I think he is mightily enjoying the springtime, perkiness is ++; or he might just be reveling in my newly cleared desk, now leaving enough space for one cat to sprawl next to the keyboard, occasionally hitting escape with his chin.

Seven days ago he was two.