I went to Washington (DC that is) on holiday. I’m back now.

I have seen The West Wing. I have seen the Oval Office. I have seen a Baby Panda. I have seen very many Flags. I have seen very many SUVs and Trucks. I have seen Coca-Cola Blak (and drunk it). I have seen sausages that are on a mission from God. I have seen through a Toilet Door. I have seen Clerks 2. I have seen Pirates of the Carribean 2. I have seen Psych. I have seen uplifting adverts for Genital Herpes Medication. I have seen the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia. I have seen wild Deer. I have seen the Magna Carta (1297 edition). I have seen many Gift Shops. I have seen the Spirit of St Louis. I have seen Baseball. I have seen a Canal Boat. I have seen several Malls. I have seen (and eaten at) a Dairy Queen. I have seen a Dress worn by Eleanor Roosevelt. I have seen a Comfort Station. I have seen a rug commissioned by Laura Bush. I have seen a Giant Elephant Shrew. I have seen very Dark Metro Station. I have seen an Ultimate Scrubber. I have seen Hair Removing lotion for Men. I have seen Union Station. I have seen Starbucks. I have seen many Licence Plates. I have seen Body Scanners. I have seen many Uniforms. I have seen prevelent evidence of pervasive Military Discounts. I have seen a Cheese Steak. I have seen Green Building Materials. I have seen lots of different Bricks. I have seen Monumental Art. I have seen the Vietnam Veterans Memorial. I have seen a Stack of Pancakes (and eaten them). I have seen Bad Road Surfaces. I have seen Right Turns on Red. I have seen Coca-Cola Black Cherry Vanilla. I have seen Heat Shimmering on every surface. I have seen a Gay Bookshop. I have seen Small portions that were in fact Large. I have seen. I have seen.

I have seen many things and now I am tired.